From the Notebooks of Jonathan Ames

I had my first colonic the other day, and for me, it was a dream come true.  I’ve wanted a colonic for the last ten years, but I kept denying myself something I needed.  I do the same thing with shoes – I can’t buy a new pair or have the soles replaced until I’m ...

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From the Notebooks of George Christopher

I went to Los Angeles recently on vacation, but I wrenched my back on the plane.  Thankfully, a very attentive and comely stewardess in First Class took pity on me and discreetly slipped me two Vicodin.  I took one during the flight and saved the other. The next day, my back was still out and so ...

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“Janet to the Rescue” by Ray Hueston

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